- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The power to change your eyebrows daily

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

The ability to understand women!!

The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to get out of finger locks, only by switching fingers.

The ability to lactate air.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to fart upon command.

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

Pointless Super Powers