The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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power to eat through your but

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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shit and piss at the same time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!