The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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the power to see when the lights are on

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to see air

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!