the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to fall up.

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A healing punch

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to be yourself.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!