The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to have super human strength but only when sleep walking.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to walk through doors, then open it.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!