The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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To get to know everything Jack Nicholson has said yet you blurb out his comments and random and by the time you face this YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: You think this entry was boring? It is great actually, what? You say it sucks? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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the power to vote

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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the power to control urine

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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the power to die at will

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!