The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to like any show

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!