The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to give someone the power to give the power.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to become a carrot.

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solar powered night-vision

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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The power to see air

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to control urine

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to fall up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!