THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to complete math exercises

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!