The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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the power to move something right next to you

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to die.

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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shit and piss at the same time

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!