The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to kill yourself

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to be shitty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!