The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to die

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!