to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to become a llama.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to see through glass

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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To be able to summon old people

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!