The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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to be shitty

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!