The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The ability to not have a super power.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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the power to herd cats

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!