Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to start time.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!