- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to see in black and white.

The power to drown on land.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to turn anything you touch into old.

Invisibility when people aren't looking.

Power to not have any power.

the powre to spel

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

the power to make pointless superpowers

The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

The power to die early.

The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

The power to find pokemon attractive

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

Pointless Super Powers