The power to watch tv while sleeping

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the power to die at will

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to not exist.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!