The power to watch womens basketball

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Being alive (until you die).

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to be a dick.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!