Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power die if you think.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!