The power to turn into paper

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Black power

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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mint berry crunch

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to have a power.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!