The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to have a small penis

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!