The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!