The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to die at will

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power spite flower

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to be born.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!