- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to die

The power to resist trolling.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to shit purple butterflies.

"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

The power spite flower

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to kill yourself

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to die at will

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to give vegetables immortality.

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

Pointless Super Powers