the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!