the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to turn wine into water

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!