the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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to be shitty

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to speak brail.

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!