The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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Balls.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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Aweonao

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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Dejavu

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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You dont HAVE to give my former comment a thumbs ups, I mean why should I care about your opinion and needs etc? Moral: But admit to yourself that it was awesome, or else you are just lying to yourself, doing ya a favor kiddo.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!