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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!