the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to only tell the truth

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!