The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power life like a hermit.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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Endless falling....

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!