the power to bi ugly

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!