The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to turn wine into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!