The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to die at will

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!