The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!