The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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If you are trying to achieve something, yet feel that you are taking one step forward, and two back, turn your back and you should start getting closer. Moral: Pointless?

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to be a dick.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to turn food into shit.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!