The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to die

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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penis

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to hate nature

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!