the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!