The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to be phone

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to die

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to be justin beiber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!