The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to be a human

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to have no one read this post

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!