The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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the power to die at will

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!