A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to sleep

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!