THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to sweat soup.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to not be color blind.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to find lost socks.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!