The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The power to stay a virgin

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to have a power

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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Immunity to antipsychotic medication

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!