The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to set money on fire

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!