The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!