The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power of asdfgh

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!