captain obvious

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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the power to get really mad.

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The power of reincarnate but have absolutely no memory of your previous lives.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!