the power to be phone

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to feel extreme pain

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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Feeling people's depression.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!