The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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To call me maybe

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to repel women.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to exist

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!