the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to fart flames

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to take a crap.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!