The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to erase your own existence.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!