The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to state the obvious.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!