Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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the power to fail

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the power to die if you think

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to write a country song

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!