The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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The power to speak any language, but not understand them.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!