- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to tickle your own feet.

the power to sugar a limpet

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

the power to see the present.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the ability vote up this superpower

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

the power to pee on command

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

the power to kiss your own ass

The ability to smell with your hands

Pointless Super Powers