The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!