The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to microwave bread

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to take away your power.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!