The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!