The power to be a human

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The super power to control paper.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to sleep

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The power to get AIDS.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!