The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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The power to die

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to die on command

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to do one push-up

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!