every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!